Congo.
It's the only Michael Crichton book I have ever read, even though I enjoyed (the first)
Jurassic Park very much -- I think because of all the science in it.
(Though my nitpicky soul cried out at this exchange:
Mr. Hammond: It's just a delay; that's all it is. All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.
Dr. Malcolm: But, John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
Ahem. Disneyland opened in 1955. And Pirates didn't exist until 1967.)
Anyway, I had seen the
movie (for some reason, I allowed a friend to drag me to a variety of gory movies at the time...
Congo was pretty gross, but
Outbreak was the worst).
Shakespeare, it was not.
And what I remember most was Amy the gorilla, who was terrified of flying, and who had been fitted with a glove that voiced her signing, repeatedly asked for a "green drop drink" (a martini).
(I still do, but the software would have to be seriously upgraded.)
In any event, that was about the last of it.
Then, of course, A&E produced its heavily marketed (at least on the Discovery and History channels that I primarily watch)
Andromeda Strain miniseries. So, like a good sci-fi fan, I TiVoed it.
Now, in the interim, it had been pretty roundly panned by
critics and
bloggers alike.
Also -- it took me three days to watch.
And I think the writers may have had too many green drop drinks.
Okay, it was earnestly acted by people that seemed good at their craft. I was particularly amused to see
Ted Atherton play yet another FBI-government-agent type, plus former SG-1 annoying guy
Maybourne as...well, another annoying guy.
Eric McCormack was good, but I didn't really get what his character was about.
And then, there was the plethora of sci-fi cliches, all plugged into one movie:
bucky balls, time travel,
wormholes, aliens, killer viruses, mutations, surviving the virus because of
something random,
X-Files-like conspiracies...I'm sure I'm missing some here.
So, tonight, I went to pick up a copy of the book to see if all of that was actually in there. (Did they even know about bucky balls when Crichton wrote the novel?)
ETA: Googling says, "No, not by a long shot." Huh.
Anyhow, Borders was out. Weird. I'll try to remember to update after I read the book...and find out what else was...err...enhanced.
Anyway, I did, because I'm a nerd like that, buy two other books. I can't remember the last time I've entered a book store and left without a book....