You're...Kidding Me, Right?

This is ridiculous.

Namely, the last paragraph.

Sunburn can be prevented by following such sun-protection measures as wearing a hat; covering up while in the sun; avoiding the sun between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m.; and using sunscreen with a sun protection factor (SPF) of 15 or higher.

Um...it's 2007.

Do you really need to be told how not to get sunburned?

I think my faith in humanity just took another hit.

(By the way, as a grammar nerd, I'm ashamed to admit that I can't be certain about this, but...aren't the semicolons used incorrectly?)