You Keep Using That Word...I Do Not Think it Means What You Think it Means

That is one of my favorite quotes from The Princess Bride -- delivered by Inigo after hearing "Inconceivable!" one too many times.

I found this today.

I just...sugarless Peeps.

Think that through.

Sugar-free Peeps.

The illogic...it burns.

I had the same reaction when I first saw sugar-free caramel sauce.

I mean, caramel is basically sugar, water, and milk.  "Caramelized," or the darkening that happens when you cook things, is mostly 'cause you've messed with the sugars in something.

Sugar-free caramel.

(For the record, neither is really sugar-free.  They are simply different forms of sugar.)