From here on out, my school days will be measured thusly: Did any children get lost?
So...Boy A hit Girl J at recess (right in front of Aide K, thus forcing Aide D to run over and save her)? Meh. Everyone is present and accounted for.
So Boy R's first real "spit" at me all year went right in my eye? Big whoop. No one is missing.
So we didn't get to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory until after lunch? Oh well. Head count resulted in 8 kids.
So Boy J decided to use his most obnoxious little baby voice for an hour and a half? Whoop-dee-doo. No one is walking alone on the freeway!
See? Life is good.
And, mostly tongue-in-cheek, a new daily feature of the blog:
School Days Since a Child was Lost: 1