That is one of my favorite quotes from The Princess Bride -- delivered by Inigo after hearing "Inconceivable!" one too many times.
I found this today.
I just...sugarless Peeps.
Think that through.
The illogic...it burns.
I had the same reaction when I first saw sugar-free caramel sauce.
I mean, caramel is basically sugar, water, and milk. "Caramelized," or the darkening that happens when you cook things, is mostly 'cause you've messed with the sugars in something.
(For the record, neither is really sugar-free. They are simply different forms of sugar.)