Snicker

So, I got the quote here, but that doesn't matter.  What matters is the quote itself:

Whenever I see dialogue written without proper ending punctuation, I reach for my gun.

Then I realize that I don't actually have a gun; instead, I've simply grabbed my spare toothbrush. And while a toothbrush is indispensable in the fight against tooth decay, it's quite ineffective at firing high-speed projectiles, even if you point one at your computer monitor and go "pew pew" in a strained, high-pitched voice.

What we need is some sort of combination toothbrush revolver, obviously.

How come I can never come up with images like that?